...when she says to him, "Honey, I just can't stand you're awful wordplay."
"But it's habit dear," he says, "how would you expect me to stop?"
"Whatever means necessary," his wife says.
"No it doesn't," the man replies!
Daily Joke
You know what they say--a joke a day keeps the doctors at bay.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
A man goes to the doctor...
...with a banana in his ear, a carrot in one nostril, and a grape in the other, and tells the doctor, "I'm not feeling well."
The doctor takes one look at him and replies, "Well clearly you're not eating right."
The doctor takes one look at him and replies, "Well clearly you're not eating right."
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
A man walks...
into his analysts office wearing nothing but saran wrap.
His analyst looks at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
His analyst looks at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Thursday, November 17, 2011
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
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